- dentist: no eating for two hours
- me: dying whale noise
August 2012
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
I envy people who can dance like this.
And I’m all
do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you its all over
- guy ripping my movie ticket: enjoy your movie
- me: you too
